From the land of bland, a Hero has emerged – CondimentMan. A Hero whose whole existence is dedicated to spicing up the lives of the browbeaten masses whose seasoning summit consists of salt and black pepper.

Yes, CondimentMandefender of taste-buds young and old!
CondimentManprotector of the palate from the Atlantic to the Pacific and beyond!
CondimentManchampion of those who strive for the perfect balance of heat and flavor!

CondimentMan
is proud to present a line of gourmet hot sauces – Evil Lime Zinger, Mango FireBall and Heat Avenger – designed to defeat bland tasteless food fare. Each CondimentMan sauce is comprised of a unique blend of Habaneros and fine spices that complement and enhance beef, pork, poultry, seafood, chili, chips, vegetables or whatever you fancy. Use CondimentMan’s sauces alone as a dip, condiment (of course) or marinade to spice up any food put on the table. Or, use CondimentMan as an ally to put a little pizzazz in your favorite recipe and give it the “zip” you desire, without overpowering the natural flavor.

Remember, when faced with the foe of a humdrum entrée, bland side dish or staple hors d'oeuvre, you can spice it up. There’s no need to fear, CondimentMan is here!